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RE: What tha frick mang

You guys watch out, daniel will come in here and make sure you post seriously.

RE: Im Doing Laundry

OMG I DID LAUNDRY LAST NIGHT!

Two loads! And, as I made clear to vincent, not the same kind of load as in "blowing one's load".....


......

There is no semen in my laundry, aside from that stained into my pants........

RE: The Truth

You are all losers, I FOUND THAT SITE THAT IS WHY HE KNOWS ABOUT IT.

It's chock full of the ABSOLUTE TRUTH (I'm convinced that Tim Todd of Tim Todd Ministries must be GOD HIMSELF to know as much ABSOLUTE TRUTH as he does.)

I used to think rock music was cool, but now I know that it's all about demonic satanism!!!!


PUNK ROCK SUCKS
Pop rock is way better.

RE: The Forums

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT


who

who who who

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

Me

I am me. I play guitar also, and like to 0wn Vince at life in general.

I am the complete creative force behind all of the things you like about shrinking-pants.net, whereas vincent is the creativity drain behind all of the things you dislike.

I dont play world of warcraft, or everquest, or anything like that, and I reserve the right to make fun of anyone who does. You may not believe it when I talk about food adding +5 to my fullness, or feeling like an potion after a long day of work to restore hp/mp, but I truly do not participate in such nerdfest games!

I knocked the wind out of vince one time in boxing, and Alex (Zander Moan) almost got me with the same fate, although not as bad. He's 6'5, that's pretty tall.

Vince has a mustache, he's not…

RE: Hiya kids!

Dude, get over yourself.

Man, look at your post count, have you no life?

Buttocks and Their Keeper: The Unauthorized Biography of Vincent Y. Guerrero

Born September 15, 1967 on the U.S. Military base in Stockholm, Sweden, Vincent Guerrero is the son of Manny Luis Guerrero and Luiza Juanita Batista, star members of the world famous Argentinean Cirqe Royale de Feilo circus troupe. Father Manny and mother Luiza hold the world record for distance in the tandem trapeze launch. Both the military surroundings and the circus lifestyle would greatly contribute to Vincent’s upbringing.

As with any young child, especially one raised near the performing stage of the circus tent, Vincent found the show fascinating. When his family was not on duty, they lived and breathed the circus. Although their military service paid the bills, performance was in their hearts. The gleam of amazement in the eyes of a…