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Sports fans are hilarious.

I've come to perceive sports fans in general as being:

1) Loyal to their team and/or city.

and/or

2) Batshit crazy.

Now, I've learned that I have to be careful with my words on this topic, as amusingly enough, people who are not batshit crazy don't like to be regarded as such. So to be clear, when I talk about retarded Laker fans, I don't mean that ALL Laker fans are intellectually stunted. I'm talking about just the ones who like to riot after winning. If that is still offensive, that's fine. Idiots will be easily offended; I can't do anything about that.

Anyway, I actually love participating in sports. Back before I was a quarter century years old (and chubby), I was quite an athletic person. I remember those high school wrestling practices an…